This is Tristan!
He's the nicest chap you'll ever meet (he didn't even have to pay me to say that), is responsible for making sure our Trails are tip top, makes a killer coffee to get you through the working day and LOVES a grate cheesy pun!
Prepare for some rib tickling LOL moments when reading through Tristan's 76 Treasure Trails Puns for International Joke Day!
Q: Which Trail do you ask for when you’ve run out of others to do?
Q: Which Trail should you do when making a cake?
Q: Which Trail would be like a female James Bond?
A: Beverley Spy
Q: Which Trail makes you grow?
Q: Which Trail is a vicar from New Zealand?
Q: Which Trail is a perfect sandwich spread for boaters?
Q: Which Trail does a builder have when making Walls-ham?
Q: How do you walk a tricky Trail in South Wales?
Q: Which is the best South Wales Trail to walk when you’re cold?
Q: Which Trail would you do if you liked your steak very, very, very well done?
Q: Which Trail would you do with cake ingredients?
Q: Which Trail is a farmer moving their herd over a river?
Q: Which Trail is a Mafia boss’s favourite when using sugar to bake?
Q: Which Trail would you do when you want to be let inside?
Q: Which Trail would you have completed when you walk away from an urban area?
A: Dundee City
Q: Which Trail is a currant cake storage facility?
Q: Who is doing a Trail now?
Q: Which Trail do you do when you’re a counterfeiter?
Q: Which Trail would you do when a forest is on fire?
Q: Which Trail is a foul in football?
Q: Which Trail is like flea powder to a ghost?
Q: Which Trail do you do when you meet a Roman?
Q: What does a witch do to curse a Trail?
Q: Which Trail would you need stilts to climb over to get into a field?
Q: Which Trail should you always stop for?
Q: Which Trail is one “L” of a distance from California?
Q: What’s the best time of day to do a Trail in Berkshire?
Q: Which London Trail would upset a male monarch?
A: Kings Cross
Q: What would you say when you can’t get enough of the Suffolk Trails?
Q: Which is the best Trail to find toilets on?
Q: How would a military person complete a Cambridge Trail?
Q: What’s the best way to serve potatoes in North Yorkshire?
Q: What’s the best bread to serve with curry on a Trail?
Q: What do you call a man with a salamander on his head?
Q: How do you drink Yorkshire Tea?
Q: What is an artist’s favourite Trail?
Q: What do you call it when you can’t write anymore?
Q: What’s on top of Peter’s neck?
Q: Where would you find Peter’s sheep?
Q: What do you do when you want to propose to your girlfriend?
Q: What do you say if you see an injured Oak?
Q: What do you say when you push a button?
Q: What do you call it when the top of the candle is too short to light?
Q: On which Cambridge Trail can you view lots of male sheep?
Q: Which Cornish Trail is it when a decorator spills paint over a lady?
Q: Which blackcurrant drink is best for a picnic?
Q: Which Trail do you breathe when you’re standing by the coast?
Q: What are you doing when 5-6 of you are crowded round Trail booklets?
Q: What do you call it if the Trail ink rubs off on your clothing?
Q: What do you call a baby’s blanket made into a jacket?
Q: What do you call a big bird with glasses, looking at a lot of buildings?
Q: What do you call a big bird with glasses, looking at a soggy fraction?
Q: What should you try and do if a baddy is catching you up?
Q: Which Trail lives next door to “Elevenby”?
Q: Which Trail is it if you walk through a field of brambles?
Q: What do you call a parrot that won’t stay quiet?
Q: Which Trail would you need if you had an old telephone?
Q: Where would you find the female flour maker?
Q: How did they find out the river crossing was over 400 tons?
Q: Which method did they use to stop the road flooding?
Q: Which Trail is perfect for a rainy day?
Q: Which Trail can you drink from?
Q: Which Trail can you drink from on a beach?
Q: Which Trail does a climatic honey gatherer like the best?
Q: Which river crossing is Moby Dick’s favourite?
Q: Which Trail could light a candle?
Q: Which Trail makes everyone wear hairpieces?
Q: Which Trail’s competition prize is a really, really, really heavy tin?
Q: Which Trail would you lift a heavy hair straightener with?
Q: Which Trail isn’t very lucky?
Q: Which Trail makes you wanna dance with somebody?
Q: Which Trail is David and Amanda’s alarm clock?
Q: Which Trail do David and Amanda dance to?
Q: Which Trail is a timber merchant’s favourite?
Q: Which Trail covers a sheep-er?
Q: On which Trail could a suburb of London be a competition prize?
Win Your Next Treasure Trails Adventure!
We love a good laugh here at Treasure Trails HQ, so if you've got inspiration from Tristan's puns and have created your own Treasure Trails related joke then ping it over to us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Send in your Treasure Trails puns to us before Monday 8th July 2019 and the 'Pun Master' (AKA Tristan) will select his top three who will win at Treasure Trail of their choice!
Sam Willsher 24th May 2019